Post by BT Humble... But the
twee "Ye Olde Whatsit" is Wromantic Wrubbish.
Marvellous people, the Wromans...
BEN: Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.
BRIAN: Crucifixion?!
BEN: Yeah, first offence.
BRIAN: Get away with crucifixion?! It's--
BEN: Best thing the Romans ever did for us.
BRIAN: What?!
BEN: Oh, yeah. If we didn't have crucifixion, this country would be in
a right bloody mess.
BRIAN: Guards!
BEN: Nail him up, I say!
BRIAN: Guards!
BEN: Nail some sense into him!
JAILER: [cough cough] What do you want?
BRIAN: I want you to move me to another cell.
JAILER: Ha! [ptoo]
BRIAN: Aah!
BEN: Oh, look at that! Bloody favouritism!
JAILER: Shut up, you!
BEN: Sorry!
JAILER: Huhh. [cough cough]
BEN: Now, take my case. They hung me up here five years ago. Every
night, they take me down for twenty minutes, then they hang me up again,
which I regard as very fair, in view of what I done, and, if nothing
else, it's taught me to respect the Romans, and it's taught me... that
you'll never get anywhere in this life, unless you're prepared to do a
fair day's work for a fair day's pay!
BRIAN: Oh, shut up!
[clank]
JAILER: Ehhh.
CENTURION: Pilate wants to see you!
BRIAN: Me?
CENTURION: Come on!
BRIAN: Pilate? What does he want to see me for?
CENTURION: I think he wants to know which way up you want to be crucified.
BEN: Oh, ha ha ha haa! Ha haa! Nice one, Centurion. Like it. Like it.
CENTURION: Shut up!
BEN: Right. Right. Terrific race, the Romans. Terrific.
Cheers
Goaty
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